If your oxygen mask drops down, it's time to take a breather!

My nickname is Dickie Jukebox. I own thousands and thousands and thousands of songs.

Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff, or from ice cream in a cone to creme brulee.

We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this? You're a disgusting jerk.' And that gets you nowhere. That gets you right back into a bowl of pasta fregula.

I started my own class for people like me who can't find any place else to go.

The real pride, the real present, is your health and your longevity. My whole career, I have never done anything where competition was involved with weight loss.

You shouldn't make fun of people who have issues.