I might as well be gay. And not just because I love rhinestones and Barbara Streisand. But because Im a sensitive person who is supportive of gay people the same way Im sensitive to grossly obese people and ugly people.

People spend thousands in therapy digging and digging in the past. When you dig and dig, you find relics. Try to forgive yourself and get back on that ride.

There is no such thing as sleep deprivation, there is only caffeine deficiency.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

The real pride, the real present, is your health and your longevity.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.