I'm like a stuffed toy. You've never met me, but if you did, you'd just want to take me home and put me in your child's room.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

My life is just a never-ending work in progress.

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

When we're binging, we do not think about death. We just think about how good it tastes.

People have been frying foods since Jesus was on this planet, and there is always going to be greasy, fried, salty, sugary food. It is up to the individual to walk in and say, 'I don't want those fries today.'