It's people stories that make good reading. I don't feel like I'm a sportswriter. I feel like I'm a guy who writes about people who happen to do sports. The best columns are the ones where you tie it somehow into the fabric of the country.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

A man is more than his failings.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.