It's people stories that make good reading. I don't feel like I'm a sportswriter. I feel like I'm a guy who writes about people who happen to do sports. The best columns are the ones where you tie it somehow into the fabric of the country.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

It's people stories that make good reading. I don't feel like I'm a sportswriter. I feel like I'm a guy who writes about people who happen to do sports. The best columns are the ones where you tie it somehow into the fabric of the country.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.