Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

A man is more than his failings.