Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.
I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.
College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.
Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.
A man is more than his failings.