I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

It's people stories that make good reading. I don't feel like I'm a sportswriter. I feel like I'm a guy who writes about people who happen to do sports. The best columns are the ones where you tie it somehow into the fabric of the country.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.