Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered
Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.
College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.
I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.
A man is more than his failings.
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.