Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.
A man is more than his failings.
College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.
Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.