Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.

I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but they are.