Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything.

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.

Do unto others…’ is a good rule of thumb. I live by that. Forgiveness is probably the greatest virtue there is. But that’s exactly what it is - a virtue. Not just a Christian virtue. No one owns being good. I’m good. I just don’t believe I’ll be rewarded for it in heaven. My reward is here and now. It’s knowing that I try to do the right thing. That I lived a good life. And that’s where spirituality really lost its way. When it became a stick to beat people with. ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.’ You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.