Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission

I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.