We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?

No one wants to see cool people doing brilliantly. I want to see the struggle. That's the fun bit.