Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.