Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Sometimes I'll be confident and go into a shop and say, "Hello, yeah, all right," and then the next day, if someone looks at me or talks to me, I just don't know what to do. If you're walking down the street with a baseball cap, you might be fine. But if you're in a pub and you see someone look at you, you think the worst thing in the world now is if they come over. It's a really weird feeling.

It breaks your heart when you throw something away, but it's what left that counts. It's like worrying about the bits of rock you have knocked off in order to make a beautiful statue. You've wasted half the rock, yeah, but it's the Venus di Milo!

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.