Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas if someone [you like] shambles out, and they tell you what a bad day they've had, they don't have to say anything. I love them. I want to hug them because they've been through something. And it comes back to empathy, always empathy.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

I'm basically a 'do unto others' type person. I don't have any religious feelings because I'm an atheist, but I live my life like there's a God. And if there was he'd probably love me.

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

I used to believe in God. The Christian one, that is (There are a few thousand to choose from. But I was born in a country where the dominant religion was Christianity so I believed in that one. Isn't it weird how that always happens?). Luckily I was also interested in science and nature. And reason and logic. And honesty and truth. And equality and fairness. By the age of eight I was an atheist.

Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.