When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Why buy a book when you can join a library?

I've got three friends that you'd call famous, but I'm sure after 20 years, most of my friends will be famous or work in television, because that's the nature of what your work is. When I was working in an office, most of my friends worked in offices.

I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

If you pay attention to good critics, you have to listen to the bad. So you have to ignore them all really. You can't just cherry pick the glowing ones.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational