When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with "The Simpsons"... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.