When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

That’s the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity.

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.