When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.

Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising.

Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.