The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.

My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing.

There are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?