I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

You do your own thing and you see if you survive.

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

I've got the attention span of a child.