[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh.

Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby.

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission

If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.

I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with "The Simpsons"... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.