[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

I use people's real voices because I want realism. So often I mention the actors' physicality because I want it to be like a real documentary.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.