[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know.

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?