[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.

I'm quite squeamish, really. I'm philistine and unsophisticated - not because of my great discerning palate but other reasons. Some are moral grounds, some texture.

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational