I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.

I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

The world is bigger than all the parts. That's the important thing, and one thing can throw everything off kilter. And you must never let yourself off. You'll let yourself off by mistake. So you shouldn't do it consciously. You have to be above it all and just be very disciplined with it. Just be very disciplined with it.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.