Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.