Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.

You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one

That's what being nervous and sort of out of your comfort zone does. It's the same in "The Office" when a black guy comes to the office and all he thinks is `I better show this guy I'm not a racist.' So what does he do? Only talks about black issues.

I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.