Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

Our challenge with "The Office" and "Extras" was to get it completely scripted but to find a cast that could make it look like they were saying it for the first time.

Famous people are above the law.

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.