Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.