I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.