I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain." Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

Why buy a book when you can join a library?

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