Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

I've been nominated four times, never won. And the whole world is going, `Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's why I'm doing it. "Schindler's Bloody List," "The Pianist," Oscars coming out of their ass.

I was okay with singing. I always sneak a song into everything I do. Dancing, a little awkward. Little embarrassed about that. I don't move well. But I was with a frog, so it doesn't matter. I'll do anything with a frog, that's my motto. He's great with tap-dancing or flap-dancing on my head. So no one's going to be looking at me when we're doing that dance. They're going to be saying, 'There's a frog dancing'.

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.