Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.

The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!