I don't think it matters if there is a god or not. I've met people who believe in God that are good and that are bad. And I've met people who don't believe in God that are good and that are bad. So, just be good. I'm good. Not cos I think I'll go to heaven but because when I do something bad, I feel bad. And when I do something good, I feel good.
Ricky GervaisI know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.
Ricky GervaisPeople have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.
Ricky GervaisThe next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.
Ricky GervaisShe said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'
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