You do your own thing and you see if you survive.

Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

Famous people are above the law.