Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.'

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.