Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything.

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.