Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.

I think everyone has the ability to be loved.

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.