I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.

It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.

Famous people are above the law.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.