I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Atheism is the lack of belief in a god (or gods). It makes no claim. It merely rejects the claim that a god (or gods) exists. Nothing more.

I think what makes us human is those choices - whether to tell the truth or not.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain." Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.