Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.
It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.
Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.
I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.
I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.