My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really.

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

I use people's real voices because I want realism. So often I mention the actors' physicality because I want it to be like a real documentary.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.