Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

I don't do anything for the money.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.