You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.

My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going straight, which shows you prison does work.