You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

I've worked in an office. People are sitting down doing their stuff, or pretending to do their stuff, and they're bored. I've heard a car tire screech and 30 people went to the window. That was a piece of excitement in their day, that a car might have had to stop quickly, you know. You don't need dinosaurs, you know.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.