It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.