It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

I used to believe in God. The Christian one, that is (There are a few thousand to choose from. But I was born in a country where the dominant religion was Christianity so I believed in that one. Isn't it weird how that always happens?). Luckily I was also interested in science and nature. And reason and logic. And honesty and truth. And equality and fairness. By the age of eight I was an atheist.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.