It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.

You do your own thing and you see if you survive.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.