Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.

It breaks your heart when you throw something away, but it's what left that counts. It's like worrying about the bits of rock you have knocked off in order to make a beautiful statue. You've wasted half the rock, yeah, but it's the Venus di Milo!