Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing.

The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.