Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going straight, which shows you prison does work.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.