Thank you God for making me an atheist.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

I'm basically a 'do unto others' type person. I don't have any religious feelings because I'm an atheist, but I live my life like there's a God. And if there was he'd probably love me.