Thank you God for making me an atheist.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.

You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

I like big escapist films. It's odd because the type of comedian I am and the things I do when I'm writing and directing myself usually deal with the darker side of the human psyche and excruciating social faux pas. I often deal in taboos and the subjects I do as a stand-up are quite challenging. But my film roles have been much more fun and escapist.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.