People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

I think everyone has the ability to be loved.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

Sometimes I'll be confident and go into a shop and say, "Hello, yeah, all right," and then the next day, if someone looks at me or talks to me, I just don't know what to do. If you're walking down the street with a baseball cap, you might be fine. But if you're in a pub and you see someone look at you, you think the worst thing in the world now is if they come over. It's a really weird feeling.

Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.