That's what being nervous and sort of out of your comfort zone does. It's the same in "The Office" when a black guy comes to the office and all he thinks is `I better show this guy I'm not a racist.' So what does he do? Only talks about black issues.

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.

You do your own thing and you see if you survive.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.

If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.