I like every part [of the film process ] except the business and admin stuff. The initial idea. Writing. Re-writing. Casting. Directing, Editing. If I had to chose I'd say writing, followed by putting music on the picture. That is magical.

I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

Famous people are above the law.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.