I like every part [of the film process ] except the business and admin stuff. The initial idea. Writing. Re-writing. Casting. Directing, Editing. If I had to chose I'd say writing, followed by putting music on the picture. That is magical.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Why buy a book when you can join a library?

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.