I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

I think what makes us human is those choices - whether to tell the truth or not.