The world is bigger than all the parts. That's the important thing, and one thing can throw everything off kilter. And you must never let yourself off. You'll let yourself off by mistake. So you shouldn't do it consciously. You have to be above it all and just be very disciplined with it. Just be very disciplined with it.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with "The Simpsons"... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.