The world is bigger than all the parts. That's the important thing, and one thing can throw everything off kilter. And you must never let yourself off. You'll let yourself off by mistake. So you shouldn't do it consciously. You have to be above it all and just be very disciplined with it. Just be very disciplined with it.

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'