I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.

Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is go to a busy bar on the weekend, or after 8 o'clock at night. That's the danger zone. Also being trapped. Never go on the Metro, or a bus.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.