I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with "The Simpsons"... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.

My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.