Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

I've been nominated four times, never won. And the whole world is going, `Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's why I'm doing it. "Schindler's Bloody List," "The Pianist," Oscars coming out of their ass.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population.