Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.