Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

Comedy and drama are different sides of the same coin. And the thing about comedy and drama is about likability. It's about character first. It's about story. And for me, it's about empathy, and I think the realer someone is, the further you can go either way with them.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.