I've got the attention span of a child.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.