I think everyone has the ability to be loved.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

I like big escapist films. It's odd because the type of comedian I am and the things I do when I'm writing and directing myself usually deal with the darker side of the human psyche and excruciating social faux pas. I often deal in taboos and the subjects I do as a stand-up are quite challenging. But my film roles have been much more fun and escapist.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity.

For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.