Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.

You want to see the people you've sort of come to know and love, or love to hate, you want to see them develop in some way. And I hope people get sort of caught up in that arc.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful