I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

I use people's real voices because I want realism. So often I mention the actors' physicality because I want it to be like a real documentary.

When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.

Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.