I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.

Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.