I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know.

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.