It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

I think everyone has the ability to be loved.