It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now