It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.

I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

Why buy a book when you can join a library?

Where there's a will - there's a relative!